Now this is a story all about how
My account got dropped, turned off my sub
And I’d like to take a minute just sit right there
I’ll tell you how I became the prince of the PrivacyFear.
In west Internetsland, born and raised
On the forums is where I spent most of my days.
Heckling noobs, flaming, man I am so cool
And all shooting down every Patch Note with “QQ”
When a couple of suits, they were up to no good
Started making trouble on the forum boards
I got wind of RealID and my realLIFE got scared
I said, “I’m cancelling my subscription without a single care.”
I whistled for the bandwagon and when it came near
License plate said “RAGE” and had a lolcat in the mirror
If anything I could say that these blogposts were rare
But I thought nah, forget it, let’s rile the PrivacyFear.
I posted up on my blog about seven or eight
And I yelled to the world, “Yo, my thoughts are unique!”
Looked at my fandom I was finally there
To feast on QQ of the PrivacyFear.
Yes, I know this isn’t that funny. It doesn’t stick to the scheme. But I had to get it out of my head.
Also, I didn’t quit WoW. I don’t post on the forums. This change doesn’t bother me at all. Then again, my ethical code has always been questionable at best.